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  • #7323
    Brian Blake
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    I have been looking at websites about will the universe end then I wondered will the DFS Sale end first?

    #7324
    Andy Sawers
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    And M25 roadworks?

    #7697
    Andy Sawers
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    Apparently the top ten funniest jokes at the Edinburgh Fringe this year included this one-liner:

    “The universe is going to impload. No matter…”

    Must have been the way they tell them. Another – which I’ve heard before and which Tej will like – was this:

    “The great thing about lending someone your time machine is that basically you get it back immediately.”

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    Andy Sawers
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    I was quite upset for a minute, there. After posting those jokes I went back to the page listing the threads and it said:

    “The End of the Universe……………………..56 seconds ago”

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    Tej
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    I was quite upset for a minute, there. After posting those jokes I went back to the page listing the threads and it said:

    “The End of the Universe……………………..56 seconds ago”

     

    Brilliant, Andy,  your own jokes beats many at the Edinburgh Fringe.

    That “matter” joke reminds me of your songs to listen to at CERN thread…I’m sure you gave a jokey song title with “matter” in it.

     

    We should have an astronomy joke thread (but put a ban on Uranus!).

     

     

     

    • This reply was modified 5 years, 9 months ago by Tej.
    #7736
    Andy Sawers
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    Actually, Tej, I think it was you who had that joke: “Nothing Else Antimatters”! 🙂

    http://flamsteed.info/forums/topic/music-for-the-trip-to-cern/

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